Somehow he ended up sitting next to Maggie that evening. And she couldn't keep her hands off him all night. She kept feeling his muscles--of which many hard ones--and exclaiming. So far, he's played it down, but I think I found out why. Our family has a totally different assessment of PDA from his. So while my family can't stop talking about how much the old lady was touching the big guy, he hardly noticed. (He claims he can get my sister interested in hugging in public, but dude, we're from New England. Like old England, but new.)
As it turns out, she is exactly 48 years his senior. The Pisces share a birthday. And she repeated that while giving him the fondling he hardly noticed.
Welcome to the family, Jersey.