Thursday, November 15, 2012

Scissors and the Lying Liar Who Lied to You

Thank you all so much for your compliments on my new bag. I love it, and I am carrying it everywhere!

The dude asked me what I was blogging about today. "Scissors," I said. He responded: "They cut...or you can look through them and pretend that they are binoculars..."

LOL. Not what I was planning to say. But aren't you glad he said it?

What I had planned to say was that I lied. I don't have 23 pairs of scissors. The thing is I had counted them twice and by the time I got to the computer both times, I had forgotten the number. I suppose I could have written it down, but I just needed to say a number so I chose 23. It turns out I have 16. I suppose I could have just taken a picture in the first place. But sometimes I'm a bear of very little brain.

I don't want to be known as "Stitch Bitch, that liar." So here are seven eight more pairs that I use for paper crafting, sewing, and general crafting.

Twenty three and now we can all breath a sigh of relief. Twenty four, oy vey iz mir.


Jules said...

Now that's truly funny!

Needle Nicely said...

And just like taking the 5th, I absolutely refuse to disclose how many pairs of scissors I possess. Let me just say, Anna, that I have you beat, but I've been collecting at least 20 more years than you have. Just think what delights await you!

Margaret said...

Golly gosh - what a lot of scissors. I think you win! But I enjoyed looking at the photos.

Mouse said...

heheheheh .... a girl can never have tooooo many scissors .... you ought to see mine ... mmmm will have to count mine up and see how many i've got too
love mouse xxxxx
who might just have to buy some more at the stitching show at harrogate next weekend ;)

Annie said...

And if you are anything like me, you can never find the one you want when you need it. Although you are probably way more organized than that.

Have a great weekend!

Jennifer said...

And I bet not one pair is the Gingher Jennifers, seeing as how there's no Joanns in a 50 mile radius that carries them

Jeanne said...

Oh you're funny and we won't hold you to a number. I've never counted mine up....which is probably a good thing as it would be embarrassing.

I'm still running around town trying to find the latest Ginghers at Joanns...and I detest going to Joanns so you know I must really want them!