Things went well in the US vs England match, so I can bring you this news:
Just in time for the World Cup, the Guardian brings us Wayne Rooney's "massive face" in cross-stitch. (You've got to read the accompanying copy; it's a little tongue in cheek.)
Of course if you can get your hands on Issue 202 of the Cross Stitcher (UK) Magazine, you can stitch yourself a Cristiano Ronaldo. Frankly, that makes much more sense.