More Old Ladies

But this time the hand that feedeth withdraws with an imagined bite. At the Motley Fool:

For a company involved in boring, grandmotherly-type stuff like sewing and crafts, Jo-Ann Stores (NYSE: JAS) sure does offer a tremendous amount of excitement for its investors. Sorry if I offended all you young, hip cross-stitch fans, but c'mon, my grandmother was a crochet fiend. By the way, did you know September is National Sewing Month? I'm sorry; I'll get on with it. (emphasis added)

Do they get to have it both ways? Hmmmmm... No.
Old Lady Count: 4