So I had the dude pick a name. He chose Michelle--I kept the scrap of paper as visual evidence but I can't find it now that I'm finally blogging. Her imagined subversive kleenex cosy is something that went on my list of things to stitch! Michelle, offlist me so I can send your prize.
Edited to add Michelle's comment: Countered - a verb - To move or act in opposition to; oppose. Needlework undertaken in an effort to push the boundaries of society's view of those who stitch. See also Subversive Cross-stitch. I'm sure she's stitched her share of Kleenex box cosies that say "F Off".