Wow!

That brought you out of the woodwork! I do want to address your comments, but this is just a hit and run post. I want to thank the universe that during my moody-moodiness I didn't get this stabby:

A woman who had been stabbed with one, and possibly two, knitting needles wandered into UPMC Presbyterian last night before collapsing, Pittsburgh Police said.

Read more: Woman Critical After Being Stabbed with Knitting Needle from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette