For some unknown reason, I thought she was talking about my real grandmother. So I responded politely explaining that she's decided she can no longer travel. Coni must have thought I was a wingnut.
Then CinDC said, "@Coni - I'm laughing so hard at the idea of 'Drunk Granny' travelling the world like 'Flat Stanley'" and fortunately, I caught on. (Though the idea of sending my real grandmother along to unsuspecting aunts and twisted stitchers has its appeal.)
So here's the deal. Grandma is packing her bags and coming to a blog near you. When you receive grandma, (still needs a name) take her out and show her a good time (or what passes for a good time in your neck of the woods)
*Something small and with local flavor. Let's not go nuts here.