A Visit with Bernard Pivot

It's the same old here. Just trying to stay cool so my liver doesn't cook inside my body. Here's something to look at:

01. What is your favorite word? Moab.
02. What is your least favorite word? Impact. No, make that "impactful."
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? Learning new things.
04. What turns you off? Anti-intellectualism.
05. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucking cocksucker. Just say it once. It feels so good.
06. What sound or noise do you love? Breaking waves.
07. What sound or noise do you hate? Knife on the sharpening tool.
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Spy.
09. What profession would you not like to do? Nurse.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Here's the thing: it doesn't exist.