tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post824341478837283949..comments2024-02-27T04:14:48.904-05:00Comments on Stitch Bitch: Summer of Love: Then Comes MarriageAnna van Schurmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09545037218589039870noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-14551149103329488992010-07-01T11:39:29.748-04:002010-07-01T11:39:29.748-04:00Thank you so much for the charts! They arrived saf...Thank you so much for the charts! They arrived safely. <br /><br />JaneJanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13651495016849228263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-36230059318744437122010-06-21T15:38:32.735-04:002010-06-21T15:38:32.735-04:00Since I just won some charts, please share the bou...Since I just won some charts, please share the bounty with someone else.<br /><br />At the wedding where I met my future DH, one of the groomsmen (a Navy officer) lobbed a dinner roll across the room. It landed perfectly down the cleavage of one of guests (a college classmate of the bride's). Nearly the whole room saw it happen, almost like it was in slow motion in a movie. Fortunately, the Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06452682935744860737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-85144559069421019352010-06-18T21:59:16.468-04:002010-06-18T21:59:16.468-04:00I can't top Kathryn's story of her husband...I can't top Kathryn's story of her husband flashing the Catholic girls, but we still laugh about my sister's wedding. There were new candles on the altar and the candlelighters tried valiantly for about five minutes to get them lit while the soloist was singing "You Light Up My Life." I thought my husband and I would be asked to leave since we were laughing so hard.<br /><Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10474597082870302887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-71677107297972266682010-06-18T11:11:26.313-04:002010-06-18T11:11:26.313-04:00I don't know if my story can compare to some o...I don't know if my story can compare to some of them here, but I'll tell it anyway.<br /><br />When the bakery delivered the cake the reception hall, they placed it on a table in front of a west facing window. Shades/curtains were open, and the didn't put a screen behind the cake. <br /><br />At some point early in the reception, the frosting on the back of the cake melted and slid Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-5691254101882305032010-06-17T18:21:19.868-04:002010-06-17T18:21:19.868-04:00Great question! The woman I was living with the su...Great question! The woman I was living with the summer I met my DH told the story at my wedding about the night we met and how I didn't come home until 2am (I was only 15....) It was quite embarrassing. <br /><br />Your giveaway charts are lovely! Thanks for the contest.Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13128106166012206494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-87989682746151585012010-06-17T18:15:02.377-04:002010-06-17T18:15:02.377-04:00At my wedding, the assistant pastor held up extrem...At my wedding, the assistant pastor held up extremely large white cards with each individual vow as she told us to say our vows. We could barely keep from bursting out laughing. I guess she thought we couldn't remember a couple of words for each vow! Ours was the first wedding she officiated since the pastor was on vacation in Germany that week. Hopefully, she got the hang of it since Stitchinowlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547209451120677277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-72700432194663668962010-06-17T17:41:38.935-04:002010-06-17T17:41:38.935-04:00I don't need the charts, but I thought I'd...I don't need the charts, but I thought I'd share what happened at my wedding:<br /><br />My now ex-hubby and I had promised not to do the thing where you smash cake into each other's faces, but my new hubby decided to smear it on me anyway. I punched him right in the face and the room got reeeealllly quiet... then my dad says, "well, I guess I don't have to worry about her Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-536289041455005252010-06-17T16:46:42.909-04:002010-06-17T16:46:42.909-04:00Nope nothing real funny - felt more like a tragedy...Nope nothing real funny - felt more like a tragedy! My flowers did not arrive at my wedding in time. DH is on the phone 20 minutes before wedding yelling at the florist. They showed up during the wedding! Then our wedding was the last wedding the preacher would preform before retiring. He wanted to make it "special." My dad is fearful of crowds to begin with - so the preacher decides toDenisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12503469692092817624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-60125518358739387842010-06-17T16:34:29.197-04:002010-06-17T16:34:29.197-04:00A friends wedding was the first time I was leaving...A friends wedding was the first time I was leaving my son with someone else for the night. I was still brast feeding but he was with my mum with formula so all was set for some alcohol :-)<br />My friend and I used the disposable camera placed on our table to document the growth of my boobs ( and our increasing drunkeness) throughout the evening and into the night. We left the camera for the Sadiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06717035931219671476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-91021483441519574302010-06-17T16:17:35.642-04:002010-06-17T16:17:35.642-04:00The funniest thing happened at my wedding! Our pr...The funniest thing happened at my wedding! Our priest was a newly ordained fellow from Vietnam. Ours was only his second wedding and he was nervous. He was nervous for his first wedding too and had written in the names of the bride and groom in the appropriate spots on his 'script'. For our wedding he erased and changed the groom's name but forgot to change the bride's name. Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09013741487850845405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-44386956109778803252010-06-17T16:03:47.200-04:002010-06-17T16:03:47.200-04:00Let's see, I never win anything, but I did hav...Let's see, I never win anything, but I did have a funny wedding. The hairdresser had no idea what to do with my hair, so I was late starting out. When my white haired father-in-law came in to see what was taking so long, the hairdresser asked, "Is that the groom?" Then I locked my suitcase with my underwear in it and gave my keys to my sister...at the chapel. I was an hour late.Kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17968531508224415029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-40247223599343695462010-06-17T15:29:10.968-04:002010-06-17T15:29:10.968-04:00At my wedding, my husband, instead of pushing cake...At my wedding, my husband, instead of pushing cake into my face, decided instead to try to eat my hand as I was feeding him. No one was expecting that! (He also got caught looking at my chest by the videographer - and then gave him the thumbs up sign! Classy!)Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17919917041802880858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-10839137130172723012010-06-17T15:27:40.357-04:002010-06-17T15:27:40.357-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17919917041802880858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-8576614835197016492010-06-17T14:31:30.731-04:002010-06-17T14:31:30.731-04:00At my wedding, my husband had been measured incorr...At my wedding, my husband had been measured incorrectly for his tux (brown, with an orange ruffled shirt, care to guess the decade?)and his pants just about fell off. We had to safty pin his pants to his shirt. <br />We still laugh about it. <br />JaneJanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13651495016849228263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5709631.post-8382419988075336782010-06-17T13:44:24.037-04:002010-06-17T13:44:24.037-04:00ohhhh...these couldn't have been offered at a ...ohhhh...these couldn't have been offered at a better time! <br />Let's see....I can't really think of anything that is "America's Funniest Home Video's" funny,and they sure didn't think it was funny at the time but my son and new daugher-in-laws cake became part of the upholstery of the baker's vehicle when she had the lame-brained idea to put the tiers Peggy Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11719096552002968247noreply@blogger.com