A woman who had been stabbed with one, and possibly two, knitting needles wandered into UPMC Presbyterian last night before collapsing, Pittsburgh Police said.
Read more: Woman Critical After Being Stabbed with Knitting Needle from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Hmmm, she just 'wandered' in. As in, she just as well might have gone into a coffee shop? Guess she's lucky the first door she entered was an ER. Another pet peeve? Wow... throw away that damn thesaurus when reporting the news!
ReplyDeleteKeep it up and I can already tell your crabby mood is lifting.
Oh, and I linked you in my latest post. Expect more traffic...
Pam
No doubt she was stabbed by a blue-haired lunatic sufferring from post-menopausal depression ... since we all know that nobody under the age of 65 practices any of the needle arts.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget grandmother or grandmotherly.
ReplyDeleteLaughed at Riona's comment so hard that my coffee came out my nose!
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ReplyDelete"Woman critical..." She was critical of the decision to use a #5--[SHOULD OF (hah!)] used a #3. And if the second needle was inside her, then the perp [MUST OF] been a sock knitter, since the rest of us knit with regular needles.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed your last post, but most of all, I had fun visualizing "little dog people."