The dude asked me what I was blogging about today. "Scissors," I said. He responded: "They cut...or you can look through them and pretend that they are binoculars..."
LOL. Not what I was planning to say. But aren't you glad he said it?
What I had planned to say was that I lied. I don't have 23 pairs of scissors. The thing is I had counted them twice and by the time I got to the computer both times, I had forgotten the number. I suppose I could have written it down, but I just needed to say a number so I chose 23. It turns out I have 16. I suppose I could have just taken a picture in the first place. But sometimes I'm a bear of very little brain.
I don't want to be known as "Stitch Bitch, that liar." So here are